Hey, let’s roast New Mexico! – One Bronco Nation Under God

Properly, I dehowevered the opponent roast final week After which we have been subsequently roasted on The sector by Oregon State. Hey, one good flip is worth ancompletely different, proper?

College Of latest Mexico is in Albuquerque, New Mexico—a metropolis whose solely declare to fame is being the place that Bugs Bunny On A daily basis took a incorrect flip. Oh, And that i suppose for A pair of yrs gawkers would come from far and broad to view Bob Davie’s monumental forehead.

Rocky Prolonged, he of “my neighbor said that loss wasn’t so dangerous” fame—gave up his HC gig at San Diego State to go to UNM as their defensive coordinator. That is the worst voluntary demotion since Marcel Yates gave up his position as CEO of Platinum Motors To Wind up to be the Arizona DC. Oh, and Rocky Prolonged appears like Teller from Penn and Teller if he turned a Dick Tracy villain.

New Mexico soccer is 495–630–31 as a program which places them simply forward of Idaho Of their all-time win proportion (.442) and simply behind the Washington Generals. Progress, roasted.

UNM has been To solely 13 bowls In school historic previous, the final coming in 2016—general, They’re simply 4-8-1 giving them a much less distinguished bowl historic previous than Laremy Tunsil (that one’s a deep reduce).

Coach Danny Gonzales is 6-14 at UNM, Which suggests he simply triggered an automated 5 yr contract extension.

Boise State performs at UNM tomorrow Evening time, which Is sensible contemplating Albuquerque hosts their annual Chile Throw Down on Saturday and if these events had overlapped a gravitational singularity Might have shaped downmetropolis. All informed, the Chile Throw Down is Definitely one of simply 25 completely different chile associated events and/or festivals in Albuquerque this month. For event, Do You understand they develop and eat chiles there?!

Boise State’s quarterback output final week didn’t depart a ton of meat on the bone for ridicule of completely differents, however final season at Albertsons Stadium…TWO Lobo QBs mixed for a grand complete of 18 yards passing on TWO completions (as quickly as extra, one A bit). Broncos Might have stepped Right into a QB controversy final Saturday at Reser, however UNM Is persistently flirting with retiring the place altogether.

Sophoextra DE Kyler Drake nonethemuch less can’t Work out why his new glasses prescription isn’t working. “It appears like there’s an obstruction, doc”